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©ben 2005-08

The List

People who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.



  • People who take up more room than they need and yet move slowly
  • People who sneeze without covering their mouths.
  • The person who invented trolley luggage (humans generally do not have the intelligence to use them politely. This is like giving cavemen Anthrax).
  • People who say 'haitch" instead of 'aitch' in pronouncing the eighth letter of the alphabet.
  • Whoever first thought automated telephone services were a good idea.
  • Abbey National
  • People who don't close their mouths when they eat.
  • Little Japanese girls with huge suitcases
  • The person who invented mobile phones that combine speaker phones and mp3 players and the arseholes who make full use of this feature on buses.
  • People who don't say thank you
  • People who stand on the left on escalators
  • Wrong numbers who just hang up rather than apologise or say thank you
  • Motorola phones
  • People who rip off others' ideas and pass them off as their own.
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